Todd Talk: The Climate Crusade Against Your Dog’s Dinner
A 60-second conservative commentary with humor and heart.
My friends, the AP wants you to worry about your pet’s carbon paw print. Isn’t that cute? They say if you feed Fido real meat, you’re destroying the planet — and by doing that, you’re the scourge of humanity.
Apparently, the new moral high ground is a plant-based diet for your golden retriever. I can already hear the lectures in the pet food aisle: “Oh, you still buy beef flavor?”
Look, this is what happens when climate hysteria eats common sense. I can guarantee you Echo, Tango, and Kilo will not be turning vegan anytime soon. And if they were, I wouldn’t lecture you for feeding your dog food they actually want to eat.
The amount of concern I have about all of this, my friends, is zero. And those who live in Realville will draw the same conclusion.